Zach, meet food. Food, Zach.

Zach got home from school today and presented a sadly-full lunchbox to his mother. “i tried your sandwiches, Mummy,” he said, continuing “they were DISGUSTING.”

Continuing the theme of not eating, his dinnertime pasta started dancing and singing its way into his mouth, courtesy of his parents. Apparently one mouthful was a little too lively, so he suggested it needed to be punished. And the punishment he chose was… interesting, to say the least: “you need to tickle that pasta. But not now. You tickle it when it comes out of my bottom.”

In completely unrelated news, he is currently insisting on being called by his full name at all times. This makes it hard to know what to call him when he’s being naughty.

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