The twist ending

I was driving Samantha home from kindergarten, and as we do, we were singing songs. On the third time through Old Macdonald, she sang:

“And on that farm he had NO MORE COWS.”

I looked at her quizzically, so she widened her eyes, spread her hands apart and squeaked “someone STOLE all his cows!”

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