Random quotes, part deux

"Everything’s fish at the Fisherman’s Table. Except the tables." (Samantha the future advertising executive)


Sarah: “It’s OK, Sam. Wives are made to not listen to husbands.”
Sam: “No, they have to listen… to their deaths!”
Damian: “Er…”
Sam: “And YOU’RE the death in this family, Daddy!”


"Little witches with blood on their chins." (Sam describes vampires, somewhat thoughtfully)


“A pianist?! What do they do, play with pee?” (Zach learns a new word while gesturing frantically at his crotch)

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