Archive for July, 2011
The twist ending
I was driving Samantha home from kindergarten, and as we do, we were singing songs. On the third time through Old Macdonald, she sang: “And on that farm he had NO MORE COWS.” I looked at her quizzically, so she widened her eyes, spread her hands apart and squeaked “someone STOLE all his cows!”
July 25th, 2011 by Damian | Posted in Uncategorized | No comments »
It’s often hard to tell whether he’s joking or not
“I like your farts, Daddy. They scare people.”
July 17th, 2011 by Damian | Posted in Uncategorized | No comments »